I asked mah gal

I asked my girl
To take a walk
To take a walk
Down Orchard Road
Bypass Mandarin
To Centrepoint
We had our lunch
At Mac Donalds

We had fillet
And an apple pie
We shared a cup
Of lemonlime
Holding her hands
Look into her eyes
I asked my girl
To be my valentine

There was one night
There was no light
There was no light
So we used torchlight
Holding her hands
Look into her eyes
I asked my girl
To be my future wife

When i book in
I felt so sick
I felt so sick
I cannot eat
Pick up the phone
I called her home
But her mama said
That she wasnt home

I want to cry
I want to die
After some time
I changed my mind
I told myself
Oh what the fuck
When i book out
I'll try my luck

There is this girl
Who wears no bra
Her tits so big
Can see from far
I asked her out
She said okay lah
So off we went
To the Shangri La

Down came her skirt
Down came my pants
I saw her hole
And i start to screw
She shout WOO HAH
I shout WA PIANG EH
After sometime
Tu-roong Sen-ja ta